Schizophrenic Weather

I love living in Maryland. I love that we get all 4 seasons and that the summers are never too hot, nor the winters too cold. Except of course, this past winter with the blizzard aka Snowmaggedon 2010. Oh, and there is the crappy humidity during the summer that can suck too.

Anyways, it's May and summer is around the corner. Unfortunately, May has been a very bipolar month with the temperature ranging from the low 50's to the high 80's. The past few days have been wet, rainy, and cold. Currently, the weather has shifted to being wonderfully warm, sunny, and in the 80's. I PRAY that someone medicates the weatherman with some Lithium because my health and sanity cannot tolerate another shift in the weather. I know it's not summer yet, but don't start a warm trend and then fall back into the colder temps. I thought I was finally done with wearing sweaters and my Ugg boots?!

Dear weatherman, if the weather is going to be in the 70's and 80's then please keep it that way. I don't mind cloudy, rainy days, but please save the COLD, cloudy, rainy days for September or October. Thanks.

So, why the upset over the weather? Because this constant change in the temperature and precipitation HAS MADE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I DON'T LIKE BEING SICK :(

Impeding sore throat, ear infections, runny nose = DEATH!!!!!!

I'm off to the Giant tomorrow for some orange juice STAT!